"Whatever advice you have, keep it brief -- most people have short attention spans"
"The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing" - Sir Ralph Richardson
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, Fate made me an authority myself" - Albert Einstein
"Knowledge isn't power until it's applied" - Dale Carnegie
"My policy is to have no policy" - Abraham Lincoln
"A great artist is one who doesn"t have to explain his or her work" - Jeff Napier
"The best way out is always through" - Robert Frost
"...with our thought we make the world" - Buddha
"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear" - Anonymous
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else" - Anonymous
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know." - Mark Twain
"Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else" - Anonymous
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" - Anonymous
"The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet" - Damon Runyon
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it" - Anonymous
"Arriving at a destination in life is nice; but it's the journey that's important" - Anonymous
"I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs." - H. L. Menchen
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research" - Anonymous
"Work is the crabgrass in the lawn of life." - Charles Schultz
"Jury: 12 people whose job is to pick the best lawyer" - Anonymous
"All human actions have 1 or more of these 7 causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire" - Aristotle
"I never think when I write.  Nobody can do two things at the same time & do them well" - Donald Marquis
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." - Mark Twain
"Minds are like parachutes; they only function when open." - Thomas R. Dewar
"Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means." - Albert Einstein
"Feedback is the breakfast of champions." - Ken Blanchard
"Never hire someone who knows less than you do about what he's hired to do." - Malcolm S. Forbes
"Genius is childhood recaptured." - Jean Baudrillard
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year.  The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.  This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
"I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better." - Unknown
"All my life I always wanted to be somebody.  Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner
"The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground ... and miss." - Douglas Adams
"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture ..." - Elvis Costello
"First they ignore you.  Then they laugh at you.  Then they fight you.  Then you win." - Gandhi
"In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost
"Try not. Do. Or do not.  There is no try." - Yoda
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." - A. A. Milne
"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working." - Anonymous