"Whatever advice you have, keep it brief -- most people have short attention spans" "The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing" - Sir Ralph Richardson "To punish me for my contempt for authority, Fate made me an authority myself" - Albert Einstein "Knowledge isn't power until it's applied" - Dale Carnegie "My policy is to have no policy" - Abraham Lincoln "A great artist is one who doesn"t have to explain his or her work" - Jeff Napier "The best way out is always through" - Robert Frost "...with our thought we make the world" - Buddha "Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear" - Anonymous "Give me ambiguity or give me something else" - Anonymous "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know." - Mark Twain "Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else" - Anonymous "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" - Anonymous "The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet" - Damon Runyon "Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it" - Anonymous "Arriving at a destination in life is nice; but it's the journey that's important" - Anonymous "I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs." - H. L. Menchen "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research" - Anonymous "Work is the crabgrass in the lawn of life." - Charles Schultz "Jury: 12 people whose job is to pick the best lawyer" - Anonymous "All human actions have 1 or more of these 7 causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire" - Aristotle "I never think when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time & do them well" - Donald Marquis "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." - Mark Twain "Minds are like parachutes; they only function when open." - Thomas R. Dewar "Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means." - Albert Einstein "Feedback is the breakfast of champions." - Ken Blanchard "Never hire someone who knows less than you do about what he's hired to do." - Malcolm S. Forbes "Genius is childhood recaptured." - Jean Baudrillard "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain "You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry "I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better." - Unknown "All my life I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner "The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground ... and miss." - Douglas Adams "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture ..." - Elvis Costello "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win." - Gandhi "In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." - A. A. Milne "Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working." - Anonymous